block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
ACAB (All Cardassians Are Born-tailors)
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
I was gonna say, citation needed for that one
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.
TempleOS
Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.
Cars are his family
“I’ve been terminally online for 30 years, I don’t have kids…”
Mr. Mime and Ash’s mom
We installed that light switch so @nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl could turn the lights on and off, NOT so they could throw light switch rave parties!
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
New Panera sandwiches looking 🔥
Don’t tell me you never thought about it
Arch is in my room 😔
Call it “Business Time”