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I know it’s a joke but if this was a man posting a dildo with the same text he’d get flamed
Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.
“Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body” that’s what this whiny bitch sounds like.
No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
If you’re all ears, how would you propose to use the soap?
You don’t have to propose, you can just keep it casual.
