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minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 days agoBuy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
minus-squareNindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 days agoKinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-22 days agoIf you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoGot it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoI’m starting to notice a problem…
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 days agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoYou god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI see you’re also an expert in bird law
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoWell tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
minus-squareJokeDeity@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoBrother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoI think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
I’m starting to notice a problem…
Wait are you serious?
I’ve never joked in my life
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
Brother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks.
Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)