Agreed. I you are a woman why would you engage in sexual activities that you don’t really enjoy? If you are a guy why would you push a person that you supposeddly love to perform sex acts that she doesn’t want to do.

Maybe they could work together to clean out some of the water pipes in the house

Of course women don’t like being reduced to names. But all hetero males do it. It starts with little boys in grammar school and no matter how old you are it never stops. Now this is not something that a normal guy would ever say out loud to a woman but they are thinking it just the same. Human nature has embedded this into the hetero male DNA. It’s not a denegration of women. Every male has a mother, sister, or daughter and would never want them disrespected.

As far as male slang terms for vagina, I think it’s a long list. Though I don’t think women use many slang terms for male anatomy. I’d guess because sex for a woman is mostly emotional. For a guy, while it may be emotional it is foremost a fun physical activity which makes it easier to joke about. Remembering back to my grammar school days, I believe the origin of “beaver” is that back then women had lots of pubic hair. Pubic hair trimming and “landing pads” were not in vogue. And the pubic hair surrounding a vagina sort of had the look of a “beaver”.

There should be some kind of refuge for abused penises that are contantly beaten

Is the cute name “beaver” still used?

Here’s the real irony - the humans discover the damage. They blame him. He sits there with an innocent look and blames the dog. He has hidden one of the broken Christmas tree balls in the dog’s bed.

You are correct and so sad that some people live lives of rage. It’s all a joke anyway so why do they waste the little time that we all have being upset over nonsense

They didn’t in the original but they would need to comprorise some of the participants today. Remember back then women were in effect second class citizens

Understood. It’s that fear that none or so few will even turn up

This guy is both brave and heroic. He believes in setting them free to bath in the fresh air. So many women could learn from this guy and follow suit

I would send this reply - “As much as we would love to send you a wedding gift, we have been overwellmed in the upcoming months with wedding receptions that we have to attend and of course provide the happy couples gifts”

I never say NO when invited. If they are nice enough to ask I feel like I should go. But I get bored quickly. My fault Not their’s, and look for an early escape.

Just poor grammar which they learned at home growing up

Even though for me this is just a cultural holiday I wouldn’t want to be alone on Christmas Day. This sounds so phony but if I was you I would check out local churches that have special Christmas dinners for poor or homeless folks. It would give you something to do. You wouldn’t be alone. And you would feel grateful about your state in life compared to many others. Also - sorry about your dog. I’ve been through it several times and it was more crushing than the death of any human for me.

Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I’m not sure what could be done with a candy bar

That’s logical solid thinking on your part

The first thing that caught my eye was that water bottle

Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers

Everyone needs to get some humor in their lives. It does wonders. It’s a completely JOKE post. Who would give any consideration to how many cocks a person handled before shaking hands with them. EVERYONE wipes their butt. Do rational people actually think about that before shaking hands? And what would be more accepable shaking a butt wiping hand or a cock handling hand?

I consider “shitpost” a great group for posting humourous and strange things. Geez, it’s not serious stuff. There are plently of other groups for serious discussion and debate.

Nice to read about a person that so appreciated the kindness of another that they were willing to extend a kindness to them